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The Woman Who Cooked Her Husband

Tuesday 29th January

19:00 - 22:00

St Pauls Hall,

Upton Cross

Kenneth and Hilary have been married nearly twenty years, but as middle age encroaches, Kenneth finds himself in the arms of another woman. But his little fling quickly becomes desperately out of hand and his world a spiral of lies and deceit. Told through a series of flashbacks, The Woman Who Cooked Her Husband is a highly entertaining exploration of jealousy, humiliation and betrayal which gives an entirely new meaning to the old adage, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!"

This wickedly dark and humorous play will be performed in the Sterts Studio for five performances between Thursday 6th and Tuesday 11th June, and auditions are open to anyone over the age of 18

Rehearsals are scheduled for Tuesdays 7-10pm.

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CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS (Playing ages are approximate and not definitive)

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KENNETH: Playing Age 40s-early 50s

Mid-life crisis type. Block headed misogynist and chauvinist. He is a bully, occasionally violent. Kenneth leaves Hilary, his wife, for a younger woman.

 

HILARY: Playing Age- 40s

Long suffering house wife, lacking in confidence following twenty years of marriage to Kenneth. She holds on to her passion for cooking to deflect from the breakdown of her marriage.

 

LAURA: Playing Age Late 20s-30s

The ‘Other Woman’ An alluring, physically attractive young woman who Kenneth leaves Hilary for. Laura is a terrible cook.  

AUDITION MATERIAL

Kenneth Monologue

Hilary Monologue

Laura Monologue

Scene work starting at "so why did you get married"

Scene work Starting at "Morning Kenneth"

 

 

STERTS THEATRE COMPANY MEMBERSHIP

 

Sterts has reviewed the membership fee for 2019 and the following rates apply:

 

Adult £50

Child (under 18) £25 

 

This rate still proves to be outstanding value and covers all rehearsals sessions, production dates, and enables us to provide you with the teaching and experience of a professional Creative Team inc, Season Director, Show Director and Musical Director. As a Sterts Theatre Company member (over 18) you will be eligible to vote at the annual Sterts AGM. You will also receive a team card ticket which give you FOC access to each of Sterts Summer Season In House shows.

 

Once casting has been completed you will receive a registration form and to accept your part you will need to complete this along with payment of your fees. 

 

This year Sterts has launched a bursary scheme which aims to financially assist those in need with membership fees. 

 

For more information on membership fees, payment or the Sterts Bursary  please contact office3@stertsarts.org 

Contact Details

email: stertswomanwhocooked@gmail.com

01579 362382
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